A Professor Explained Marketing to MBA Students

A Professor Explained Marketing to MBA Students. Can you please provide me that speech

A professor whose identity is not given anywhere explained the marketing in a very interesting, funny and practical way. I am providing you the same speech here as you asked for it.

“1. You see gorgeous girl in party, you go to her & say I am rich marry me,
That is "Direct Marketing"

2. You attend a party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you tells her. he' is very rich, marry him
That is "Adverting"

3. you are at party & girl walks to you & says you are rich, can you marry me?
That is "Brand Recognition"

4. You see cute girl at party and you go to her & say I am very rich marry me & she slaps you
That is "Customer Feedback"

5. You see a girl at party you go to her & say I am very rich marry me & she introduces you to her husband
That is "Demand & Supply Gap"

6. You see cute girl at party, you go to her & before you say I am rich, marry me, your wife arrives
That is "Restriction 4 Entering New Market".”